i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
Friendly reminder that while Eleven was here
Nine and Rose were up here
The same day, two different regenerations
FOREVER REBLOGGING BECASUE THIS IS AN ACTUAL FRIENDLY REMINDER
because Somewhere, somewhen he has his Rose^hahahah thanks.
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
(Source: y0u-belongwithme)
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
penis coladas
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails










