sevistheman:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 


tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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its-kili:

ambrogioduo:

lumos5000:

Friendly reminder that while Eleven was here

Nine and Rose were up here 

The same day, two different regenerations

FOREVER REBLOGGING BECASUE THIS IS AN ACTUAL FRIENDLY REMINDER

because Somewhere, somewhen he has his Rose

^hahahah thanks.



I’m hilarious

bbcsherlockftw:

donovanandandersonarecunts:

masterfromcatering:

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Oh my GOD

(Source: buckynats)



haithinkimfunny:

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dcksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

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(Source: y0u-belongwithme)





Period

fairlybare:

thenoodleboo:

robotsquid:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

actual best description of a period in the entire world

Reblogging this again because it’s perfect. 




chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails




lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant:

Loki’s dance by ~lili-paletskaya

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.